全球观点:键盘侠|老詹自封为王不妥吧? 不!他已达皇冠自戴的生涯高度

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[赛后贴]洛杉矶湖人队(43-39)128-117战胜犹他爵士队(37-45)


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湖人(43-29):詹姆斯36分6篮板6助攻,范德比尔特12分4篮板,戴维斯16分13篮板3断4帽,里夫斯12分6助攻4篮板,拉塞尔17分5助攻,比斯利13分6篮板,八村塁12分5篮板,特洛伊-布朗6分,加布里埃尔4分4篮板

爵士(37-45):邓恩26分10篮板8助攻,丰泰基奥20分9篮板,萨马尼奇9分3助攻,奥利尼克23分5篮板4助攻2帽,阿祖布克12分6篮板,阿巴基8分8助攻,琼斯8分5篮板,朱赞8分4篮板

[–]LakersPalifaith 581 points 10 hours ago

A W and none of our players punching a teammate is a good way to go into the play-in.

湖人球迷:

湖人赢下一场球

没有一人打队友

如此挺进附加赛

非常不错有没有

[–]Jazzhelix400 283 points 10 hours ago*

A needed L, a nice tank, and 5 first round picks from the team whose former player punched a teammate. Excellent way to go into the offseason.

爵士球迷:

爵士输球干得好

摆烂大计很顺畅

一人换来五首轮

那人今天打人辽

如此收官去钓鱼

你告诉我爽不爽

[–]KnicksBBQCHICKENALERT 39 points 9 hours ago

Yall motherfuckers straight robbed Minnesota

Bunch of felons over there in the Utah front office

尼克斯球迷:你们爵士这帮混蛋简直是在打劫森林狼爵士管理层都是些重刑诈骗犯啊!

[–]Extension_Risk_744 25 points 10 hours ago

Nobody even punched a wall

球迷:这场比赛甚至都没有人拿拳头砸墙啊~

[–]Wloak 17 points 9 hours ago

Or fractured their hand

球迷:对啊,或者把自己的手弄骨折什么的~

新闻链接>>>>>>无缘对湖人的附加赛!Woj:杰登-麦克丹尼尔斯右手骨折 赛季报销

[–]LakersDeluxeTea 3 points 5 hours ago

Hide all the white boards from Bron

湖人球迷:为了保护老詹,我们把墙上所有看上去能泄愤的塑料板都收起来了~

[–][LAL] Alex CarusoVermillion_Crab 57 points 10 hours ago

LeBron already in playoff form — a LeFuckYou 3, a crown, and down on the ground to fish for a flagrant. Lol

湖人球迷:老詹已经进入季后赛模式了:去你妈三分出手,皇冠顺手戴上头;地上无辜躺一躺,恶犯给你慌不慌~哈哈哈~

[–]LakersLow_Beyond8134 95 points 10 hours ago

I wish we had the Jazz’s coach he got them G leaguers playing hard asf

湖人球迷:多希望我们的教练是爵士那位啊,他让他底下那帮发展联盟球员打得不知道有多努力~

[–]LakersParisLake2 172 points 10 hours ago

How did the season go by so fast??? And how the hell were we able to finish in a play-in spot??

What a season.

湖人球迷:哎呀怎么这个赛季过得这么快啊???他么的我们又是怎么能打进附加赛的啊??

[–]LakersCrispyVibes 107 points 10 hours ago

First half wouldn"t end. Second half went by in an instant.

湖人球迷:上半个赛季那叫度日如年,下半个赛季顺利得一晃眼就过了~

(上半赛季的湖人:啊我死了)

[–][LAL] Lamar OdomBrothersCup 31 points 10 hours ago

Pre-deadline and post-deadline felt like two separate mini seasons.

湖人球迷:交易截止日前和交易截止日后,就像是过了两个不同的赛季似的~

(下半赛季的湖人:嘿嘿舒服)

[–]daikininverter 138 points 12 hours ago

Id like MIN cause they dont have McDaniels and maybe Gobert

湖人球迷:我更喜欢附加赛和森林狼打,因为他们的麦克丹尼尔斯缺阵,戈贝尔搞不好也不能打~

[–]__-o0O0o-__ 69 points 12 hours ago

Pels have been playing lights out but they are way worse than Minny on the road. Minny is dealing with players punching each other though. if Gobert gets suspended, we"re probably golden

湖人球迷:鹈鹕最近打得很厉害,但是他们客场打得比森林狼差多了!而森林狼还在处理他们自己人打自己人的事儿呢,如果戈贝尔被禁赛的话,我们就发了!

[–]LBJ + ADLovetheNBA23 37 points 12 hours ago

McDaniels out is going to hurt their defense. Not sure if we want Gobert to play or not lol.

湖人球迷:麦克丹尼尔斯缺阵,森林狼的防守必定受创,至于戈贝尔嘛,我也不知道他打不打对我们有没有影响,哈哈哈~~

[–]NBAdragon8811[S] 122 points 10 hours ago*

LeBron James. 8 threes.

球迷:勒布朗-詹姆斯,今天8记三分!!

[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 36 points 10 hours ago

LeReggie Miller

山猫队球迷:今天的老詹替身,是个叫雷吉-米勒布朗-詹姆斯的人~

(就是他)

[–]00Faintkay 151 points 10 hours ago

Lebron James in year 20…Jesus

湖人球迷:这可是老詹的第二十个赛季啊…老天爷哟….

[–]brian_198687 26 points 10 hours ago

Insane tho right ?and on a foot that needs surgery

球迷:很疯狂对吧?他可还踩着一只需要做手术的脚在打球呢~

[–]riczizagorac 47 points 10 hours ago

That lebron dagger and placing the crown on his head was sick

球迷:投个詹式三分球,完了皇冠带上头,太牛逼了~

[–]Bettingfool780 -23 points 10 hours ago

I’m big LBJ fan. But I don’t like when he does it himself. You let others crown you…. . Big win!!!! Excited for the play-in game.

球迷:我是老詹铁粉,但是我觉得他不能自己给自己封王,应该让别人给你戴皇冠才合理吧… 不过赢得漂亮!好兴奋,进附加赛啦!

[–]Gloyaltie 13 points 10 hours ago

Others have crowned him already. Plus he’s at a point in his career where he can do shit like that.

球迷:其实其他人早就封他为王了,况且他已经达到了生涯的这个高度,王权可以为其所欲为啊~

[–]Pelicanslegend023 34 points 10 hours ago

The lakers might be the team in the league

鹈鹕球迷:经此一役,湖人很强啊,我推测他们很可能是一支来自NBA的球队~

[–]Lemonjello23[] 33 points 10 hours ago

Def in my top 32

球迷:楼上的说什么胡话呢!强如湖人队,在我眼里可是NBA前32强的存在啊!!

[–]Ok_Masterpiece_4366 1 point 2 hours ago

idk about you but they top 16 in the west for me

球迷:说什么废话,在我看来,湖人强到可以排在西部前16位啊,好不好!!

[–][LAL] Gary Paytonan4lf15ter 1 point an hour ago

Imma say top 30 even

湖人球迷:保守了啊各位!我甚至认为湖人是NBA前30强的存在啊!!

[–][GSW] Kevon Looneybdxc36 26 points 10 hours ago

As much as I hate giving the Lakers credit, I gotta do it. Hell of a turn around this season.

勇士球迷:我是多么地讨厌去夸湖人队啊,但是今天我豁出去了,这赛季湖人队真的是扭转乾坤了啊!

[–]LakersCul_what 20 points 10 hours ago

How tf are we above .500 going to the playins with that atrocious starting record??? Oh right, CAUSE WE HAVE LEBRON MOTHER FUCKING JAMES!

湖人球迷:赛季开局烂成那样,我们是他妈的怎么以超50%的胜率挺进附加赛的啊???好吧好吧,因为我们有勒布朗-马勒戈壁的-詹姆斯啊!!

[–]SnooCupcakes8765 56 points 10 hours ago

First 10 games were crimes against humanity

球迷:赛季前10场比赛简直是践踏人性的犯罪啊~~~~~~

[–]junahn 65 points 10 hours ago

THE MORE I LOOK AT THE RECORD, IT KEEP REMINDS ME OF THAT BOSTON GAME

湖人球迷:我越是看这个战绩,和波士顿的那场比赛就越是挥之不去啊~

[–]Wooden-Image-4332 27 points 10 hours ago

I constantly have flash backs of games that we should have won and how we’d be damn near no1. Those b.s buzzer beaters, non foul calls etc

湖人球迷:是啊,很多想法在我脑子里不停地绕啊绕:那些我们本来能赢却输掉的比赛、我们的战绩本可以接近第一位的、还有哪些投不进的绝杀球、得不到的哨子…

[–]junahn 3 points 9 hours ago

Those still give me nightmares

湖人球迷:你可憋再说了…这些都是我的噩梦啊…

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